— White proverb (via thirstingaintdead)
I’m going to insist that I’m dressed as a clown at my open casket funeral.
Just so everybody has that awkward moment where they try not to laugh.
Samuel L. Jackson covering the “We are never ever ever getting back together” song.
My best friends find pictures of beautiful women on tumblr, reblog them, and then text each other about it.
Living the life =]